My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Phlebas on Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:04 am

Cats are evil. Bite down when next you choose to huff.

My name is Phlebas and I'm addicted to cigarettes. I'm not addicted to bourbon, but I like it a lot. OK more than a lot. Bugger.................
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Ziggy on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:09 am

Ok.. I was looking through my previous posts, and I saw my post in this thread from back in June.

"My name is Ziggy, and I have addictated acute longitudinal awareness. I can't face a way that is not longitudinal without breaking out in extreme sweating, followed by an intense craving for ketchup and things shaped as the number four."

Wtf? And addictated isn't a word.. I can't believe I didn't catch that.


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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:18 am

Ziggy wrote:Ok.. I was looking through my previous posts, and I saw my post in this thread from back in June.

"My name is Ziggy, and I have addictated acute longitudinal awareness. I can't face a way that is not longitudinal without breaking out in extreme sweating, followed by an intense craving for ketchup and things shaped as the number four."

Wtf? And addictated isn't a word.. I can't believe I didn't catch that.


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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby GreenRain22 on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:19 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
GreenRain22 wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Aww, you spell it without the extra a in the end.

Bo-ring....*sigh*


Oh, I have plenty of other secret addictions, not like I'm going to say what or who, anyway. :P

No, I mean you spell your name boring.

"Rachael" is so much cooler.

:(


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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Elvalia on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:30 pm

Hi, I'm Elvalia, and I'm addicted to sleep. I do it every night, and sometimes during the day, too. I'm secretive about it, and I tend to do it while nobody's around. I've spent hours and hours of my life sleeping, and I'm likely to continue to do so. I just enjoy it so much...
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:44 pm

Elvalia wrote:Hi, I'm Elvalia, and I'm addicted to sleep. I do it every night, and sometimes during the day, too. I'm secretive about it, and I tend to do it while nobody's around. I've spent hours and hours of my life sleeping, and I'm likely to continue to do so. I just enjoy it so much...


Oh, oh...I amend my addictions to include sleep also. Good one. I enjoy a good 10 hours if possible.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby fueledbycoffee on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:49 pm

Ya'll are wimps. I'm lucky if I get up before 14 hours.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Wawizzle on Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:49 pm

My name is Wawizzle and I'm addicted to Breath Right nasal strips.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby sky lukewarmer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:01 pm

My name is sky lukewarmer and I have an addiction to washing my hands 13 times always with water at 68 degrees,iI must then dry my hands in a circular motion whilst standing on my left leg but hey thats normal nez pas?
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby HeathenPastafarian on Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:37 pm

sky lukewarmer wrote:My name is sky lukewarmer and I have an addiction to washing my hands 13 times always with water at 68 degrees,iI must then dry my hands in a circular motion whilst standing on my left leg but hey thats normal nez pas?


How do you know the water is at 68 degrees?
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-Music was her life, the lyrics were her story.
-Be careful what you say, it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung.
-GOT JESUS? I thought you had him....shit!
-Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
-My pit bull is my co-pilot.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Ziggy on Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:53 pm

HeathenPastafarian wrote:
sky lukewarmer wrote:My name is sky lukewarmer and I have an addiction to washing my hands 13 times always with water at 68 degrees,iI must then dry my hands in a circular motion whilst standing on my left leg but hey thats normal nez pas?


How do you know the water is at 68 degrees?


That's what I was thinking. I assumed it was some sort of alien nano technology.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby Edd on Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:21 am

Hello, my name is Edd, and I’m addicted to breathing. And eating. I’ve been doing both for as long as I can remember. When I try to quit, I get dizzy, nauseous, and end up fainting.
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby S'presso on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:51 pm

Hello, My name is not S'presso! I'm addicted to exclamation marks! They're just so exciting! I'm sorry! I'll try to stop! Really! It's not a problem! I just really, really like exclamation marks!
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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby No_Celery on Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:29 am

My name's No Celery and I am addicted to celery.

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Re: My name is _____ and I have an addiction.

Postby cassles on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:16 pm

my name is cassles and i am addicted to colored pencils and cough drops
-and diet coke if its that kind of day
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