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Caption Challenge Round 2, Redux

Poll ended at Wed Mar 26, 2008 9:50 pm

"Having succeeded with the litter tray, the bear now moves onto stage 2 of PG's toilet training program"
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55%
"Still reeling from his last men's-room debacle, George Michael decided to take a new approach."
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45%
 
Total votes : 22

Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:10 am

pg wrote:That actually sounds like a nice evening.



It will look something like THIS.


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Except with just me and cap, at first...(later, she can send for two of her girlfriends....y'know, after my lovin' becomes too much for her to handle all by herself.)
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:21 am

:fsm_rock:


You will henceforth be known as Boney M.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:21 am

In his signature, pg wrote:"Just as there is a thin line between correcting someone for clarification; and correcting someone publicly just to be a smug superior 'poopie head'. Sin. WoE." - WoE on the pointless proliferation of grammar nazification.



There should be an ellipses (...) between the leading quotation mark and the word "Just"

This, because the line, taken out of context, is confusing.
As you quote it, it seems to be the first part a declarative sentence by woe, without the conclusion.

Ellipses (...) would make it clear that woe's quote was in response to an earlier criticism by another.

Of course, the original source was grammatically flawed to start with.
(woe should have used the correct form, "There is also a thin line...". Also, the use of a semicolon is completely inexplicable.)


My submission of this critique of your sig is intended for clarification only.

Putting an ellipses(...) in parenthesis after each use of the word ellipses(...),- (as though you needed a pictogram to help you identify one)- as well as the italic font in my above use of the word "clear" , were both purely for smug, superior poopy*-headedness.


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*This is the accepted spelling for the word.
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Postby farfalla on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:32 am

sorry, Ken, around here, for 'smug superior poopiness' you have to get in line
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Smug

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:41 am

As he been hit with a Zankou stick or what?
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Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:49 am

Fixed it fer ya ken.
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:32 pm

Boney M-

Good band.

Rasputin was awesome.
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Re: Smug

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:36 am

black bart wrote:Has he been hit with a Zankou stick or what?


Actually, that quote is a response to me.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:05 pm

Lets 'ave a look at thee finull picchure lassie , yer Auntie be kerius ta see witch 'ove her widdle dARRlins be Witteus Maximus .
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:55 pm

were is cap she should be here to declare the winner and post the picture for the final round
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:38 pm

for christs sakes please announce the winner cap
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Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:38 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:were(sic) is cap(?)...



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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:28 am

Ooh, that was baaad.

BAD.

BAAAAD.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:17 am

All that blusterin an insultin an threatinin an then wot?
It all peters out to nuffink. Nuffink!

Remoinds me of an ol' pirate swain Oi remembers. "E were always promisin big fings too, and blusterin about the place, wavin 'is pistols about and makin threats, an it come down to the same thing. Nuffink.
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Postby Draconic on Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:52 pm

Gah where is Cap?
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