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Postby evilol on Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:12 pm

I hate you so much for making idle threats.
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Postby Draconic on Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:52 pm

I hate evilol so much that I would do something unspeakable to his pets (and it's not sex I swear)
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Postby Taidje Khan on Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:48 am

I hate Draconic so much that I will pass up on the predictable threat of doing something unspeakable to his face involving his pets that is sexual, (I swear) In order to simply note that I actively root for him to fail in all of his endeavors. I consciously wish failure upon him several times throughout the day.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:49 am

I hate echidnas so much because I poked one and it got stuck underneath my fingernail, so I waved my arm about. Then it came out and flew through the air and got stuck in a tree. Then it ran away.

EDIT: Actually, they are kinda cool. I want to be an echidna.
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:17 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much I will kidnap him, cut his penis off and stick it so far up his arse, his eyes will bleed.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:15 am

Moral Minority wrote:I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much I will kidnap him, cut his penis off and stick it so far up his arse, his eyes will bleed.

I hate MM so much that I will glare at him with so much venom that his pores will bleed.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:54 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much that the hatred has come full circle and I love him even more now. He's just a really beautiful human being, you know?
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:31 am

I hate Taidje Khan so much, I will cease being his little brother.
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Postby evilol on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:11 am

I hate Moral Minority so much that I hope he dies while having sex... with a spoon!
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:33 pm

I hate evilol so much, I will invade that C shaped country of his and make Hajduk lose over and over again!

Muahahahahahaha!!!
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Postby evilol on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:36 pm

That was low man... :?
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:02 pm

I hate evilol so much that I shall acuse him of being a "party pooper"
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Postby Taidje Khan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:14 pm

Moral Minority wrote:I hate Taidje Khan so much, I will cease being his little brother.


Don't even joke about that, little bro.

Oh, uh . . . I hate what's his face, the last guy or whatever. He's a jerk or something, I don't know.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:55 am

I hate, you know, that thing, in the thing, that did that thing, you know, that everybody...er...thinged, with such a passion that I'll thing it up the thing with a gigantic thing that things with sharp pointy things.

That sounded a lot more suss than I intended it to.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:38 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will fire him out of a cannon, straight in the arse of Hillary Clinton.
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