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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:12 pm

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will make him live with ken Worley in his trailer.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:35 am

I hate Moral Minority so much that I would creep into his room while he lays sleeping and throw a molotov cocktail at his head.

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Postby Draconic on Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:46 am

I hate Taidje Khan so much that I will alter reality so that he is a she (providing he is not a she already as I think he isn't) and I would be his/her child. Before leaving his/her man-womb, I would leave a time bomb. I would set it for 20 years. Directly after I leave the house, you will die a fiery man-lady death, and I will be safely at college (using your damn life insurance money YOU MALE BITCH!)
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:51 am

I hate Draconic so much that I would drive off of a cliff as long as he was sitting on the guardrail.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:09 am

I hate Taidje Khan so much, I will subject him to the llama song for the rest of his life, and play Rolf Harris songs between every 2nd rendition...
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:54 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much . . . So much . . . I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much that . . . Ugh . . . I can't. I'm sorry . . . I fucking LOVE Cap'n Turtlehead.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:02 pm

I hate Taidje Khan so much, I will subject him to my neverending love which is known to suffocate.
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Postby evilol on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:04 pm

I hate moral minority so much that I hope he will love Cap'n Turtlehead as much as Taidje Khan.

In the upper sentence ^^, by "love" I mean: Wants to rape his nose with a 2 liter bottle).
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:06 pm

^ I hate evilol so much I will rape his ear with a pencil.
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Postby evilol on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:08 pm

I hate Moral Minority for making me cry because of his latest rape threat.

Someone, call 911, I'm still a minor!!!
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:08 pm

I hate you so much I will come and molest your house.
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Postby evilol on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:10 pm

I hate you so much that I will greet you with a 745 000 barrel shotgun.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:11 pm

I hate you so much that eternity in Hell with Lord Beelzebub will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil.
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Postby evilol on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:21 pm

I hate you because you have a pencil. (I have a pen)
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:22 pm

I hate you so much I will kill you slowly with my pencil.
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