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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:01 am

Moral Minority wrote:I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will fire him out of a cannon, straight in the arse of Hillary Clinton.

Please! No! NOOO! ANything but that, ANYTHING BUT THAT! THey'll never find me in there!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:31 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will go commando, ram my rail gun up his arse and and shoot him in the liver.
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Postby Draconic on Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:25 pm

I hate MM so much I cannot think of anything suitable to do to him to ease my absolute hatred of him.
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:39 am

I hate Draconic so much, I will clip off his testicles with his own crab.
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Postby ken worley on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:24 am

I hate mm so much, I will scour the crabs off of his testicles with his own face.
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Postby Moral Minority on Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:05 pm

I hate Ken so much, I will blow up his trailer with semtex.

With him still in it.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:47 pm

I hate MM so much that I will send him to live with an evangelical Christian.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:22 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will never let him eat mustard again.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:55 am

Oh bother.

I hate MM so much I will set his pants on fire.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:40 pm

I hate Cap'n Turtlehed so much I will chop him up in little, to quote, Pieces o' Eight.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:14 am

What happens to my pieces?

I hate MM so much I will cut him up into Pieces o' Nine and tell him I only cut him into Pieces o' Eight.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:53 pm

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will subject him to endless reruns of Dr. Spacetime and the Continuums.
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Postby Wawizzle on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:55 pm

I hate MM so much I will enclose him in a room with a 24 hour recording of a chalkboard nail-scraping extravaganza going on.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:59 pm

I hate Wawizzle so much I will commit an attrocity against him, it won't even begin to amount to Taidje Khan's hamstercide of my pet hamster when I was nine.
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