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I hate you!!

Postby Draconic on Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:22 am

This game is simply describing what you would do to the previous poster (because you hate him/her SO MUCH)

Like...

I hate Exampleperson so much that I would chop off his head and rip out his jugular vein and pour curdled milk down his throat!

You may also use pictures.

I shall start off with Burger King :twisted:

I hate Burger King so much that I would...

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Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:17 am

I hate Draconic so much, I will take his crab and use it to pinch his testicles (provided that he is a man).
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:46 am

I hate MM so much, I'm going to pull back his eyepatch, twist it around his earring, then tie it onto the back of a semi trailer and drive him around town!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Moral Minority on Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:54 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will take his turtle, and showe it so far up his ass, his bowels will come out of his mouth.
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Postby Draconic on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:00 pm

I hate MM so much that I would rip out his small intestine and force him to jump rope with it.
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
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Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:15 pm

I hate Draconic so much that:

I'll tie him to a bedpost
with his ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in his ass slow like
Tssssssss


Yeah I'll lay his nuts on a dresser
Just his nuts layin on a dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked bat]
Ooooohhhh
[Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

I'll
I'll pull his tongue out his mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!



I'll hang him by his dick
off a twelve sto-story building out this mother


I'll sew his asshole closed, and keep feedin him
and feedin him, and feedin him, and feedin him ...
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:48 pm

PirateGuy wrote:I hate Draconic so much that:

I'll tie him to a bedpost
with his ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in his ass slow like
Tssssssss


Yeah I'll lay his nuts on a dresser
Just his nuts layin on a dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked bat]
Ooooohhhh
[Whassup? BLAOWWW!!]

I'll
I'll pull his tongue out his mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!



I'll hang him by his dick
off a twelve sto-story building out this mother


I'll sew his asshole closed, and keep feedin him
and feedin him, and feedin him, and feedin him ...



Oim impressed wif ye creativeness laddie--- would ye be needing a new berth on a ship---- our sgt at arms just fell overboard and wuz eaten by sharks
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:22 am

I hate Auntie Blackbeard so much, I'm going to be the new sgt-at-arms, torture her crew, kill them all one by one with an unstoppable virus that only I have the cure to, Lock Auntie B in her cabin, and slowly fill it with leeches, weevils, and maggots from her festering crewmates' bodies.
Then I'm going to set fire to her ship and sail away on mine.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:30 am

I hate you so much that I would expose you to george w bush's speaches
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:26 am

I hate LPM so much, I will storm his monastery and force him to listen to Britney Spears until he starts bleeding from his arse and then force him to drink his arse blood mixed with arsenic.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:27 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I hate LPM so much I will get his big evil smiley avatar, straighten out the smile, and throw the spear through his head, then feed all the gunk that comes out to George Bush.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:28 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will rip off his head, replace it with a turtle and force him to square dance till pasta come.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:31 am

I hate Moral Minority so much, I'll get a member of a minority to dance on his grave after he dies.
He will die from me using a katana to cut him in half.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:34 am

I hate Cap'n Turtlehead so much, I will use my shuriken to gouge his eyes out, then impale his balls on my sai, effectively castrating him and finaly slice him in half with my Kogamitsu.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:42 am

I hate you so much that I would insert a chip into your brain to constantly play metalica and hard core metal in your head so that you can never sleep until you drive yourself insane and eventualy die of sleep deprevation
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
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