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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue May 20, 2008 6:51 pm

Did you know? MM is a lettuce freak.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Nox

Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 6:15 am

Did you know that 'Nox' is one of the shortest place names in Britain.
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Postby ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 8:24 am

....and that its denizens are often referred to by neighboring communities' citizens, using the colloquial adjective, "Noxious"?
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Gay Guide

Postby black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 9:20 am

Did you know that the 'Good Wife's guide of 1955' offered such helpful hints as:

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. (Don't worry ken, I'm sure Cap's read it).
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu May 22, 2008 4:41 am

Did you know that cockroaches can survive up to nine days after being decapitated?
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Surnames

Postby black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 8:06 am

I did know that one actually.

Did you know that some English surnames are in decline, such as:

Fondlebum
Shagnasty
Saxe-Coburg und Gotha
Wibble
Cnut
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 22, 2008 8:25 am

Did you know that George Bush (Junior) is actually a dung beetle?

That's why he talks crap all the time!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 22, 2008 8:29 am

Did you know? that I am awesome?

Did you know? that I am on an ego trip?
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Lurians

Postby black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 8:39 am

Did you know that the 'Lurians' are a large-bodied race ruled by a monarchy residing near the Ionite Nebula (Star Trek).
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu May 22, 2008 9:03 am

Doest ye knowest that I have a luverly package fer me Cap ?

How about a Cap that sits on me 'ead head quite snuggly ?

( someone please Pm me when it's safe to come back ) thx .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Spiders

Postby black bart on Thu May 22, 2008 9:50 am

Did you know that the behaviour of spiders changes dramatically when drugs such as caffeine are administered:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu May 22, 2008 1:36 pm

Did you know that Michael Jackson rapes kids?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 22, 2008 3:04 pm

Yes.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Thu May 22, 2008 3:05 pm

Yes.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby Hqrsie on Thu May 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Did you know that Zankou just made a double post?
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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