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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:50 am

DavidH wrote:Such as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf?

Did you know it's only called that because the map maker asked the village idiot with a stutter and a runny nose? :idiot:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby gronank » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:08 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
DavidH wrote:Such as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf?

Did you know it's only called that because the map maker asked the village idiot with a stutter and a runny nose? :idiot:

how exactly do you identify the village idiot in a Welsh village?
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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:12 pm

gronank wrote:how exactly do you identify the village idiot in a Welsh village?
He's the one that sold his mother to the Aztecs. :whistle:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:30 am

gronank wrote:how exactly do you identify the village idiot in a Welsh village?


Ef yw Saes. He's the Englishman.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:36 am

gronank wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:
DavidH wrote:Such as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf?

Did you know it's only called that because the map maker asked the village idiot with a stutter and a runny nose? :idiot:

how exactly do you identify the village idiot in a Welsh village?

As someone with a Welsh heritage within the past 200-300 years, I find this post very funny. :haha:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:42 am

Roland Deschain wrote:As someone with a Welsh heritage within the past 200-300 years, I find this post very funny. :haha:


I would keep that quiet matey...they never did catch Owain Glyndŵr!
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:03 pm

Did you know my new updated scar is now 35cm?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:22 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Did you know my new updated scar is now 35cm?


Wide?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:41 pm

DavidH wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Did you know my new updated scar is now 35cm?


Wide?

Yes. Unfortunately it's only about 2mm long :idiot:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby bacon » Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:50 am

Did you know that I don't really feel like running reports today?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:32 am

For some strange reason I suddenly became fascinated with the 'Coonskin Hat' as worn by the Frontiersmen of old...

Did you know that Daniel Boone never actually wore a coonskin hat because he didn't like them?

and Did you know that there was a huge fad for coonskin hats in the 1950's and at the peak of the fad, coonskin caps sold at a rate of 5,000 caps a day?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:42 am

Did you know that millions of Murkins have emailed me, begging me to exhort Bart to assume more appropriate head gear.
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Re: Did you know?

Postby DavidH » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:34 am

Black Bart, thee Coonskin-Capped Corsair o' the Spanish Main. Did you know that this is going to start a whole new trend in the pyrit fashion world?
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:12 am

Do you know if bart had a two tail hat and was wearing a schoolgirl uniform I would find him compellingly attractive!? :haha:
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Re: Did you know?

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:10 pm

Did you know that Ravi Oli is perverted? He is also banned for spoiling my fantasies... :haha:
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