I've only heard of the Aristocrats joke in the past couple of years. I wonder if it's much older than that. It reminds me, however, of this one told in the mid-'80s by a genius named Rodney Rude (warning, rude stuff coming up):
A guy walks into a talent agency & says, "I've got a great act for you."
The agent says, "What is it?"
The guy says, "I can sing through my arse"
"You can sing through your arse?" the agent says. "You can sing through your arse?? What a great act! Well let's hear it!"
So the guy pulls his pants down & shits all over the agent's desk.
The agent says, "Ohh, what did you do that for??"
The guy said, "I'm just clearing my throat."
Feel free to move this to the RR&M forum. Or just delete it. I've heard it before anyway.
In the meantime, have a listen to Rodney Rude's tribute to that great Australian statesman, Rolf Harris, here
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