The 2007 "FSM Awards"

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Re: sanctuary

Postby Moral Minority on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:12 am

black bart wrote:No Moral Minority should get something like the 'most likely to end up living in a cat sanctuary award'.


Cats are cute.

I would like to nominate pieces o' nine for most emotionally intelligent poster award.
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Gift

Postby black bart on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:49 am

Rainswept wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:I would like to nominate Rainswept for the Most_Insane_Quote_Miner award


I didn't really get going on that until 2008. Maybe for the next awards ceremony. (There damn well better be gift baskets this time, Ken.)


I would love to know what you'd get from Ken in a gift basket!
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Re: Gift

Postby ken worley on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:57 am

black bart wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:I would like to nominate Rainswept for the Most_Insane_Quote_Miner award


I didn't really get going on that until 2008. Maybe for the next awards ceremony. (There damn well better be gift baskets this time, Ken.)


I would love to know what you'd get from Ken in a gift basket!





A packet of sugar-frosted crab vaginas.

A year's supply of nipple-ring polish.

A subscription to Hippie Longstocking(bi-weekly 'zine for burned out knee-sock knitters)

A 12OZ. phial of Penicillil IV

A coupon for a 2# bag of Purina Bear-Chow®

A bullet for biting during RRR and Farf's back-and-forth pointless flirtation in the LP thread.(In the name of all that's good and holy, stop it, for FSM's sake)

A pocket Fisherman

A portable privacy screen to place around yourself during "pocket-fishing" expeditions.

A pair of novelty "japanese eyes" glasses to wear at the gym, so the girl on the stairmaster can't swear in court that you were fixated on her undulating ass for twenty solid minutes.

A half-eaten tuna sandwich.






Oh, and bus fare...(Cap's basket)(and other girls on forum.)(if they're hot.)






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Re: Gift

Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:05 am

ken worley wrote:A bullet for biting during RRR and Farf's back-and-forth pointless flirtation in the LP thread.(In the name of all that's good and holy, stop it, for FSM's sake)/i]


It's like 2 people on the phone arguing "no, you hang up."
*shudder*
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Postby farfalla on Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:53 pm

oh, you guys :-)


RRR and I might qualify as nominees for the most irritating-duo exchanges on the forum - but I bet we would not win

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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:46 pm

I might qualify for teh Most_Useless_Poster award.

Perhaps...

I might not even win, as pathetic as that'd be...

:cry:
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:34 pm

I would say that the most useless poster would be any of the posters who register but never get their account activated
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Postby Dr Dagger on Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:24 am

I still don't have an award :cry:
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:37 am

The next ceremony is next year. You'll have to wait.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:30 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:I might qualify for teh Most_Useless_Poster award.

Perhaps...

I might not even win, as pathetic as that'd be...

:cry:


If there is an incompetence contest you'd win second place cuz you are so inept, you could never win first place.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:30 am

Rainswept wrote:The next ceremony is next year. You'll have to wait.

yeah we are just doing the nominations right now
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:40 pm

Moral Minority wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:I might qualify for teh Most_Useless_Poster award.

Perhaps...

I might not even win, as pathetic as that'd be...

:cry:


If there is an incompetence contest you'd win second place cuz you are so inept, you could never win first place.


Low blow, man...

Low blow...

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