The 2007 "FSM Awards"

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The 2007 "FSM Awards"

Postby ken worley on Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:30 pm

The 2007 FSM Awards

1.The "Spampon-the-human-board-clog Award" for the Most Prolific Poster goes to: Rev. Rowan Redbeard.


2. Award for early attempt to become highest-poster abandoned due to demoralizing appearance of RRR and self-inflicted-account-sabotage: Zankou/Zankou 2.0/Zankou 3.0.


3.Most Pointless Stubbornly Rebellious STAND: I_Love_Boobs.


4.Most contentious Long-Running Animosity-which-we-strongly-suspect-masks-american-TV-style-romantic-tension: Cap 'n' MPT.


5.Most Hermaphroditic Mod/Admin: Earthrise, narrowly edging the field.(The year's closest competition)


6.The "Scottish Terrier" award for most argument-relishing tenacity: Boghog


7. The "Cheesiest-amorous-propositioner" award: Me, for my oft-repeated offer to send Cap bus tokens.


8. The nod for "Most likely to be devoured alive by crabs" goes to: Black Bart! in a surprising upset. (you really should stay away from the upstairs accomodations at the A.B. Inn.)


9. Most spontaneous-laughter-provoking avatar photo: DaveL


10.Award for the strongest "Pathological Fear-of-Being-Tazed-By-Police": PirateGuy



Feel free to add to this list, the voting process is secret, and no one can dispute your tallies.
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Crabs

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 08, 2008 2:30 am

I would love to vote...but the crabs are at me...AAAAAARRRGH! Untie me ye blaggards.
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Postby leapofaith97 on Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:10 pm

Damn, i gotta post more. I've been here for like, 2 years now, and have less that 300 posts. Fail.
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Re: The 2007 "FSM Awards"

Postby PantyGnawer on Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:19 pm

ken worley wrote:10.Award for the strongest "Pathological Fear-of-Being-Tazed-By-Police": PirateGuy



While I'm proud to accept this award, I have to say that I was robbed in respect to the crab award.

I've had some of Madame Fifi's crabs and I'd darewell say that it would take a million of em just to make a meal, much less to devour a man.

Black Bart resorted to drownin em in kerosene after just a half hour. Waste of a perfectly good snack if ya ask me.
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Crabby

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:04 pm

Judgin by the size o that specimen in yer Avatar, ye must ave got bleedin big pants!!!!
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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:04 am

*sigh* I thought I might win one for comeback performance since I was gone for over a year.

Ah well. Maybe I'll win something next year.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Wed Jan 30, 2008 12:45 pm

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Dogs

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:02 am

Capellini should get an award for her resilience in her support of Pit_Bull_Killer_Bastard Dogs in the face of a relentless onslaught, and with complete lack of concern for her own sanity.
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Re: Dogs

Postby Capellini on Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:05 pm

black bart wrote:Capellini should get an award for her resilience in her support of Pit_Bull_Killer_Bastard Dogs in the face of a relentless onslaught, and with complete lack of concern for her own sanity.


I lost any concern for my own sanity many many years ago. But I do love defending underdogs (pun intended).
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:47 pm

I would like to nominate myself ~ND~ and lord of numa for the The best Spaming team of this message boards

we did after all completely annialate the spam thread 2.0
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:04 am

I would like to nominate lordpunkmonk for both the Spam_King_Runner_Up and MostRunOnSentences awards.

I would like to nominate Lord_of_Numa for the Very_Prominent_Newbie Award.

I would like to nominate Rainswept for the Most_Insane_Quote_Miner award

I will present the award of Most_Charmingly_Twisted to kw at such time as he bores of his Best_Crab_Sexer award.

The award for Most_Confusing_Poster went, in a hotly contested decision, to Moral Minority.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:05 am

I would like to second lord of numa's award
rainswepts award
and kw's award
don't know about mm's award I could always understand him
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sanctuary

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:05 am

No Moral Minority should get something like the 'most likely to end up living in a cat sanctuary award'.
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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Feb 21, 2008 12:34 pm

Awwwwwwww :cry: , I didn't get an award.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:55 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:I would like to nominate Rainswept for the Most_Insane_Quote_Miner award


I didn't really get going on that until 2008. Maybe for the next awards ceremony. (There damn well better be gift baskets this time, Ken.)
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