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Postby Rainswept on Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:57 am

I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby MPTrooper on Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:21 am

Dude, next time instead of putting NSFW type it out. Some of us aren't up with the lingo.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:10 am

This company will probably have decent sales figures .
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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:19 am

Now with lifelike skanky action cooch!
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:20 am

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BFF action figures sold separately. Collect them all!
Paparazzi action figures with Realistic Tire-Tread-Socks!â„¢ and ActionCams!â„¢ sold separately.
Ex-spouse action figure -- with Money Grab!â„¢ and Child Custody Papers!â„¢ -- grip sold separately.
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Postby rocker_pirate_chick on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:56 am

a cheap teenagers phone bill!

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:54 am

MPTrooper wrote:Dude, next time instead of putting NSFW type it out. Some of us aren't up with the lingo.


Well, I think that problem solves itself. I'm guessing you'll remember what it means from now on :fsm_rock:

lol = Laugh Out Loud
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Postby anthrobabe on Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:53 pm

PirateGuy wrote:Now with lifelike skanky action cooch!



forgive the use of the 'lingo' thingie here but

LOL

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:23 am

Mwuahahaha!

That's excellent. If only I had thought of that. I would be so rich.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:43 am

anthrobabe wrote:(crabs not included)


I hereby award this weeks "most creative crab joke in response to one of Pirateguys posts award" to anthrobabe!
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NSFW

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:54 pm

Er...what is NSFW?

Is it 'New Soft Furnishings Wishlist?'
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:57 pm

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Postby Rainswept on Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:18 am

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