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Postby Rainswept » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:07 pm

A book for teaching convicted felons to read.


I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.

* bonus cool points to anyone who can tell me where that quote actually came from.
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Postby ken worley » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:01 pm

Lizzie Grubman, explaining to a judge why she threw her 2001 Mercedes SUV into reverse, and ran down 14 people outside of a trendy nightclub in the Hamptons.


"Humanity and bestiality: when will the former finally be uttered with the flavor of hate and the latter with the flavor of love?"
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Postby Rainswept » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:17 pm

Planet of the apes.

My dear, you've set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette... eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:47 pm

That was Elton John describing George W.

I have a cunning plan

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Postby Rainswept » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:34 pm

Lloyd Christmas.

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:24 am

My guess would be Hannibal Lecter.

Who brought the tartar sauce?

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Postby ken worley » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:44 am

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An outraged "Prince Eric", at his and Ariel's wedding banquet, becoming peevish at the steady parade of "gag" gifts.


"Marriage is like life in this-that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses."
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Postby Rainswept » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:20 am

Moral Minority wrote:My guess would be Hannibal Lecter.
The point is to think of someone else who might say the quote, not guess who actually said it.

^ was said by Chris Benoit. (too soon?)

To be the man, you've got to beat the man
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:17 am

The LAPD.

"Eat and carouse with Bacchus, or munch dry bread with Jesus, but don't sit down without one of the gods.â€￾
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:18 pm

Homer Simpson

This is gonna hurt me more than it is going to hurt you.

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Postby Rainswept » Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:48 pm

The father from "The Aristocrats!"

That's one hell of an act, what do you guys call yourselves?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:44 pm

Brian Epstein


"It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes."
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:11 pm

Mr. Potatohead





Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:07 am

NBC to Letterman.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
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Postby ken worley » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:16 am

An appalled customer, reading the finely-printed ingredients list for the hot dogs.

(it was actually a 'typo'.....It was supposed to read: "strange things" and, "a foot")


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