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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:57 pm

ken worley wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:I'll get there pretty quick...there doesn't seem to be anyone else on the boards right now.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:32 pm

Nice to see you too Ken.

So, talk to us.
How's the bus?
Is your cat still stuffed?
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:55 am

TwistedSister wrote:Nice to see you too Ken.

So, talk to us.
How's the bus?
Is your cat still stuffed?



No Talkee 'less you play my pet thread.
*stubborns*


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Amber the Old Bitch on Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:07 am

Woof!*

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Woof…º

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Pythonist on Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:12 pm

The winner of the pointless quote of the year award 2009.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:38 am

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Pythonist on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:26 pm

A pedantic singer who really dislikes singing the third note in a major scale

(see: "the sound of music" for a beginners guide to solfa)

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:31 pm

Pythonist wrote:A pedantic singer who really dislikes singing the third note in a major scale

(see: "the sound of music" for a beginners guide to solfa)

"Penguins are the way forward!"



A dominating and codependent penguin-fucker.



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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:44 pm

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:58 pm

ken worley wrote:

"I am the GOD of hellfire, and I bring you....fire."



A hemorrhoid, smelling victory.

Next quote, for someone with creativity and humor, to mis-credit to a false, but ironically humorous source:

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:13 pm

By number????
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:26 pm

Look, this game is really simple.

*pats TS on head and gives a catnip treat*

You misattribute the previous poster's quote to an erroneous source.
One which is ironical, or humorous for being unlikely/antithetical/etc...


Then post a quote of your choosing for the next player.

sheesh.
(I remember the often sidesplitting results of the early pages of this thread.)

(when the forum ranks were filled with clever people.)


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:50 pm

ken worley wrote:"If a picture paints a thousand words, then how shall I paint you?"

-Goldfinger

(Better, Ken?)

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:58 am

The Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:11 am

That was either Black Bart or Black Man Ray...my brain's frozen!

Don't worry TS...I can't get the hang of this thread either.
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