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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:04 pm

Spoken to Mark McGwire at the House Reform Committee hearing.

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:39 pm

Jo "Super-Nanny" Frost, commenting on her team's entry in this year's Indianapolis 500, driven by bright young racing star Nef Yoo Blackbeard.

There are things that we know that we know. There are known unknowns - that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns - there are things we do not know we don't know. And each year we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:51 pm

Tom Cruise, when asked why Katie Holmes would marry him.

"Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:06 pm

Capellini to Ken Worley, on the occasion of their consummation.

And don't call me Shirley
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:40 pm

The adorable young Shirley Temple, during a filming break, after the adults' attention had moved on, resuming the psychological torture of her understudy.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:26 pm

Monty Hall, revealing the "curtain #2" prize to a disappointed Let's Make a Deal contestant.


"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:11 am

Anyone on Capitol Hill.

Ignore the man behind the curtain!
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby farfalla on Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:00 pm

What Jesus really said from his view on the cross

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."

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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:58 pm

Capellini, bitch-slapping her Ken Worley doll after shaking it out of its Barbie™ camper van.

Once there was a way to get back homeward,
Once there was a way to get back home,
Sleep pretty darling, do not cry,
And I will sing a lullabye.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:04 pm

The creepy hitchhiker you picked up, sotto voce, after 20 miles of absolute silence...

"I'm not a doctor....But I play one on TV"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Rainswept on Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:23 pm

Gene Simmons, referring to his recent soft drink commercial.

“I wanted to talk about stuff that people don't talk about so that maybe they would talk about it, ... So ... maybe they could save themselves from going crazy.”
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:48 pm

"Gimme, gimme some good vibrations"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:42 am

TS and bacon try out the coin-operated bed in the motel room, during a stopover on their road trip to Duluth.

"Um. I am tempted to extend that metaphor."
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:01 am

As Berlusconi said to the actress.

Well, it's not my fault, it was like that when I got here!
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:23 am

Barack Obama addressing the G8 conference on climate change.

Is it safe?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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