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Postby Rainswept on Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:24 am

Bush.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:04 pm

Joseph Ratzinger.

I am top dog.
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Postby farfalla on Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:53 pm

Barney (Bush's dog)

"They're overpaid, overfed, oversexed, and over here."
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:08 pm

random ant queen

Where have all the good men gone?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:24 pm

The Kingston Trio


When will they ever learn?
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:56 pm

God, on Creationists and other fundies.
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Postby farfalla on Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:58 pm

said by every high school algebra teacher at least twice a day ( ^^ sorry ND was typing when you posted)

"Well did he ever return? No he never returned, and his fate is still unknown."

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Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:45 am

Ernest P Worrel, about Verne.

I am the law!
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:59 pm

Justice.

Tonight is your night. Are you ready for it? Are we ready for it?
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:48 pm

Pinky and the Brain.

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:49 pm

Calvin.

What is this rain? Do the gods weep?
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Postby farfalla on Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:18 pm

channel 5 weatherman in Macon, Georgia (he wend to ID meteorology school)

"All those men have their price."
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:04 pm

Moral Minority wrote:Calvin.


That really is a Calvin quote, so you fail.
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Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:20 am

Rainswept wrote:
Moral Minority wrote:Calvin.


That really is a Calvin quote, so you fail.

It sounded like something Calvin would say.


Until this battle station is fully operational, we are vulnerable


Leonidas.

You look better without the crap on your face.
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:45 pm

Drew Carey to Mimi.

This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.
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