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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:56 am

Dante Alighieri.

We're gonna have to blow Rob.
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:51 am

any director trying to get Robert Downey Jr. to act

"When you call me that, smile."

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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:12 am

Bill Clinton to Monica.

Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask is an idea and ideas are bulletproof.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:42 am

Stanley Ipkiss


It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:44 am

GWB, before he got high.

Would you love a monsterman?
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:58 am

Vincent Price's pick up line in Hollywood

"The stupidity of a theory has never impeded its influence."
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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:01 am

Ronald Reagan, talking about Reaganomics.

The sky is over us.
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:08 am

Forest Gump, being profound, again

"It takes two to tango."
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Postby black bart on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:29 am

Capellini to Ken W

The guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:58 am

black bart, speaking of himself in the third person.

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:28 pm

The Chicago Bears' football coach trying to relate to half his players - and failing

"Keep on truckin."
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Postby Rainswept on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:33 pm

Smokey to The Bandit.

Do or do not, there is no try.
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:39 pm

Paratroopers motto

"Look out world, here I come!"
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:21 pm

Newly initiated nudists

Well, there goes the planet...
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Postby farfalla on Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:28 pm

one dinosaur to another on noticing the little mammals running around

"A chicken in every pot."
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