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Postby Capellini on Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:04 am

Once again, Al Gore. Man that guy gets around.


Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Postby ken worley on Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:17 am

Shlomo Cohen, bitter at being snubbed after offering to help carry the tablets down the mountain.


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Postby Rainswept on Mon Dec 24, 2007 3:23 am

That's ken worley's shopping list for tonight's dinner.

Scaramouche Scaramouche will you do the fandango?
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Postby Moral Minority on Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:59 pm

Borat when trying to woo Pamela Anderson.

God thinks... AIDS is a form of punishment.
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:54 pm

Charles Bronson, explaining what real punishment will be like.

I don't wanna work. I just wanna bang on the drum all day.
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Postby Capellini on Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:39 am

John Bonham.



Remember what the dormouse said
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:04 am

Tom the cat.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:32 am

That is Jon Tickle when he tried to walk on custard.

What power has a sword compared to the hand that wields it.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:21 am

Thing (from the Addams Family)




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Postby ken worley on Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:06 am

One of the "Oscar" statuettes, on a table backstage, mistakenly believing that all the fuss is about him.


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Postby Rainswept on Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:43 am

Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar".

Where's the beef?!?!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:59 am

Jerry Smith, emergency mediation dispatcher



In the end, there can be only one.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:07 am

That's the slogan of the APSAADP.

(American porn stars against...well, figure the rest out yerself.)


"My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation.â€￾
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:28 am

Speaker at the Future Hookers of America conference.

Look at the funbags on that hosehound
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Postby Moral Minority on Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:42 pm

A guy in WTC before the planes crashed into it.

B is for Basil assaulted by bears
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