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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:13 am

That's a line from the next Aliens v/s Predator movie.

You can't handle the truth!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:17 am

Dick Cheney.


"Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts."
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Moral Minority » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:37 pm

Frasier Crane when he realized he was gay.

Don't mention the war.

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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:23 pm

Advice given to real estate agents in Iraq.

Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
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Postby ken worley » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:58 pm

Melvin Krebotnick, Mayor-Elect of Kline's Falls, New York, just before declaring martial law, a 7 PM curfew, and ordering the execution of 9 former elementary-school classmates for, "First-Degree Premeditated Wedgies".


"The hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world."
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:02 pm

Phyllis Schlafly


"Change is the only constant."
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:11 pm

A Huggies Diaper ad.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby ken worley » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:12 pm

pieces'o'nine wrote:"Change is the only constant."


The stinking hobo outside your office, espousing his economic philosophy.

rainswept wrote:I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?


John Wayne Gacy.




"Like all things, this, too, shall pass."
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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:38 pm

A doctor explaining kidney stones.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:09 am

Shirley MacLaine


Property is theft.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:46 am

Rudy Guiliani.

He who wears a mask, cannot look inside himself.

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Postby Capellini » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:24 am

Zorro

Abandon ship or abandon hope.
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:20 am

Captain Turtlehead.

I claim this planet in the name of Ed, Bringer of Bacon.

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Postby Rainswept » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:06 am

That was Mr. Ed.

So, have a merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a kwaazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified, Ramadan. And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby Capellini » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:00 am

Ryan Seacrest

What makes the Hottentot so hot?
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

Malcolm Reynolds is my co-pilot.

"The only freedom deserving the name, is that of pursuing our own good in our own way, so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it. Each is the proper guardian of his own health, whether bodily, or mental and spiritual. Mankind are greater gainers by suffering each other to live as seems good to themselves, than by compelling each to live as seems good to the rest." - John Stuart Mill


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