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Postby ken worley on Thu Feb 21, 2008 10:40 am

black bart wrote:rev rowan redbeard wrote:

thinking about how wonderful it would be to snuggle up against Black Bart


To be fair that was quite a while ago...most people go off me when they realise the smell is permanent.



QFT.



...qft....


There! did I use it right this time?



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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:03 am

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Postby lordpunkmonk on Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:59 pm

I prefer to be sucked

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Postby Rainswept on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:07 pm

I know.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:37 pm

Rainswept wrote:I prefer to be sucked.


Now everyone will know.
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Postby Ziggy on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:29 pm

lordpunkmonk wrote:here is one
monterayjack wrote:if this sounds racist plz don't take it that way... alot of steriotypes are there for a reason... again not racist


I didn't say that!! I would never say "plz"

thank you for also spelling my name wrong :mrgreen:


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:40 pm

ken worley wrote:I believe in a lifestyle which does no harm to other people
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Postby DeltaWhiskey on Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:37 pm

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Postby Rainswept on Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:51 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Do remember that we have some younger members (i.e., Zankou, ken worley, etc.)...


I laughed out loud at this. I have to wonder just exactly what about Ken's posts make people believe he's as young as Zankou or Minority (AZN).
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:09 pm

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:thankee, master
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:58 am

Rainswept wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Do remember that we have some younger members (i.e., Zankou, ken worley, etc.)...


I laughed out loud at this. I have to wonder just exactly what about Ken's posts make people believe he's as young as Zankou or Minority (AZN).


'Tis called sarcasm, my good sir...

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:17 am

anthrobabe wrote:I am learning that sharing with others is a good thing
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:54 am

Rainswept wrote:
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Do remember that we have some younger members (i.e., Zankou, ken worley, etc.)...


I laughed out loud at this. I have to wonder just exactly what about Ken's posts make people believe he's as young as Zankou or Minority (AZN).


Zankou two years my junior, methinks.

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Postby ken worley on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:15 pm

reverand rowan repetitivebeard wrote:Last I wish I had someone to stab me with an 8-inch brass letter opener Post (in the name of farfalla).




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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:16 pm

Sometimes it's too easy...
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