Quote out of context

This board is NOT restricted access. Keep that in mind when you post.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:34 am

blackeyedbutch wrote:my farts are the worst ninja's ever
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
User avatar
Rainswept
Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
 
Posts: 9097
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:11 pm
Location: State of Disbelief

Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:35 am

Moral Minority wrote:I'm trying to get a safe passage to Hell
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
User avatar
Rainswept
Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
 
Posts: 9097
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:11 pm
Location: State of Disbelief

Jehova!

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:32 am

An E.Raser classic:

An alike event happened to me in the past.
I was sitting in a park, here in Ancona, smoking a cigarette and eating little chocolate.
a Witness of Jeova approached me, talking of God and nature.
I asked if he liked Moses.
He answered yes.
Then I tried to sell him some atoms of Moses I had in my belly.
I think the man had had a bad day, so it is not necessary to send him to the doctor
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:50 am

IMO anything E. comes up with is a classic .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Postby Draconic on Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:15 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:I heard they had some good eatin's up in Australia, but I always did hate Mexicans.
Some people are like slinkys- They don't really serve any purpose, but they bring you pleasure when you push them down the stairs
User avatar
Draconic
Bucatini Buccanneer
 
Posts: 264
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:17 pm
Location: Pinching Capellini down by the Bay

Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:41 pm

PirateGuy talking about ken worley wrote:he's all I could think about.
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
User avatar
lordpunkmonk
Shaman of Ramen
 
Posts: 2825
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:14 am
Location: outside your window

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:03 am

Earthrise wrote:many holidays are perversions
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 18337
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

deluge

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:18 am

I'm getting really nervous now...is Rainswept saving up the embarrassing quotes for one big deluge?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: deluge

Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:34 am

black bart wrote:I'm getting really nervous now...is Rainswept saving up the embarrassing quotes for one big deluge?


Nah. I'm in the middle of changing jobs and redoing my living room. not too much time to blow on forums this week lol.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
User avatar
Rainswept
Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
 
Posts: 9097
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:11 pm
Location: State of Disbelief

Re: deluge

Postby ken worley on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:53 am

Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:I'm getting really nervous now...is Rainswept saving up the embarrassing quotes for one big deluge?


Nah. I'm in the middle of ...doing my ...m ...o ...m ...blow ...m ...e...lol.




:fsm_ninja:
Image
User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
 
Posts: 3363
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

blow

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:56 am

:D
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:33 am

:roll:
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
User avatar
Rainswept
Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
 
Posts: 9097
Joined: Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:11 pm
Location: State of Disbelief

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:35 pm

Draconic wrote:
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:I heard they had some good eatin's up in Australia, but I always did hate Mexicans.


Yarr! ye be a pert wun ! But Uh aint falling fer it , tryin' to git me to go thru all them pages , cheeky blaggard !
Me logs neffer menshun Australia ner Mexico , them places doan even 'ave them noimes yit ! Ye daft git ! Ye think a pirate make kind o' mistake !
Argh ! Uh got me wun good eye on ye...

Yarr mateys ! we 'ave perfidious wun 'ere , YARR !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:21 am

dukes wrote:go over to the dark side
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
User avatar
Rev. Rowan Redbeard
Prophet of Pastafarianism
 
Posts: 18337
Joined: Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:49 am
Location: Southern Oregon

Ulp

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:51 am

rev rowan redbeard wrote:

thinking about how wonderful it would be to snuggle up against Black Bart


To be fair that was quite a while ago...most people go off me when they realise the smell is permanent.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

PreviousNext

Return to Games, Fun, and Jokes

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

cron