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Re: Quote out of context
by daftbeaker on Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:51 pm
Interesting night at the pub?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:28 pm
TwistedSister wrote:Roland Deschain wrote:Did you know I ..care where Liao's Dong is....!
I love you for that one. That was fantastic!
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Re: Quote out of context
by PKMKII on Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:11 am
Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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Re: Quote out of context
by daftbeaker on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:51 pm
Ravi Oli wrote:Does my bum look big in this?
Apparently "I can't tell, it's blocking the light" is not an approved answer
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:56 pm
PKMKII wrote:Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:49 pm
daftbeaker wrote:Having...teens...feel...me...properly again. Currently I've gotten through...2 and a bit...Disturbingly...in less than a week. At this rate I'll have...all...within a fortnight.
You are so very lucky I didn't take this to the next level down. So very lucky...
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Re: Quote out of context
by daftbeaker on Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:36 pm
Big bottoms to you Roland. I shall have my revenge if it takes me all week 
Edit - Just how old are those teens by the way? There's half a dozen I can think of that are now no longer my professional responsiblity and at university
Edit - Just how old are those teens by the way? There's half a dozen I can think of that are now no longer my professional responsiblity and at university
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Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:25 pm
One must assume that they are over 16, although they can technically be up to 19 to keep within the "teen" remit, UK residents, and not under your care. This is the only legal way that could happen. You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil. 
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Re: Quote out of context
by daftbeaker on Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:10 pm
Roland Deschain wrote:You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil.
Notty, ban
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Re: Quote out of context
by daftbeaker on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:00 am
Roland Deschain wrote:ChowMein wrote:I wonder if he'd set me up with a redhead?
Ahem. *stands in line in front of ChowMein* We're not going to come to blows over this, are we?
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:39 am
^ And it didn't even need editing!
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Re: Quote out of context
by ChowMein on Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:58 am
Over notty , Ye ban .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:56 am
ChowMein wrote:Roy...marry me for a month...
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Re: Quote out of context
by ChowMein on Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:28 pm
Ouch
Through all these many pages , no one has set a sight on me .
You spoiled a good 4 year run of me being under the radar .
I'll get you 2 for this .
Just wait.
En garde , mon amis !
Through all these many pages , no one has set a sight on me .
You spoiled a good 4 year run of me being under the radar .
I'll get you 2 for this .
Just wait.
En garde , mon amis !
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Re: Quote out of context
by PKMKII on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:57 pm
Roland Deschain wrote:*stroke, stroke* *tickle, tickle*
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
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