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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:16 am

Twisty wrote:

cat Fueled...dog!


An unusual pet.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:53 pm

Cn't believe I missed this one from a while back...

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:...it's still hard so it's probably still good.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:50 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:came in the wrong end of the ho
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:03 am

:stupid: Story of my life, mate... :bummer:
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:46 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:I've done it so that means ... Unfortunately, you are ... blackmailing me
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:46 am

^ With whom? :lech:

pieces o'nine wrote:Not...wearing briefs...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:23 pm

^ No, I prefer boxers.


But not wrestlers.
f/x: ba-DUM-ching
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:53 am

* channels the muse of Rainswept *

gronank wrote: perhaps someone slightly younger ... likes the additional perspective of ... an excersise in insertion. I hear that it is those who does this that goes on and studies medicine.




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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:14 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Try...a squeeze...that stimulates...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Oct 05, 2011 9:46 am

This is a variation on Pieces' misquote above I think...

Gronank wrote:What I've been doing...to...the first part...is...an excersise in insertion.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:04 am

black bart wrote:Is it worth me unpacking my telescope?
...as the bishop said to the actress. :lech:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Rainswept on Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:34 am

black bart wrote:I.. get the passionate (tending toward madness) feeling...for
black bart wrote:Boy bands as well.
black bart wrote:It looks innocent enough, people holding hands and throwing a wet towel at each other...but looks can be deceptive.
black bart wrote:Panting to get me breath back after
black bart wrote:well as it appens I hoften go fer a skinny dip out me cabin window of a mornin...it keeps thee sharks away an thee cold water tightens up me skin an keeps me lookin yewthfull.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:31 pm

^ :haha:

Roy Hunter wrote:...last night...I...was lying...with a...dog...

Roy Hunter wrote:...last night...I was...enthusiastically licking...

Roy Hunter wrote:...just because I...have...cruise liners only deeper...up...the bottom...

Please feel free to retaliate as much as possible :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:16 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Please feel free to retaliate as much as possible :haha:
No, no. That's fair comment, I'm not going to take issue with you.

much...
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII on Tue Oct 11, 2011 1:16 pm

black bart wrote:to my shame I am really enjoying... the Daily Mail
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