black bart wrote:I've got one, I've got one...
I'll get my coat.
black bart wrote:stupid erections
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Re: Quote out of context
by Rainswept on Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:01 am
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:09 am
Bug wrote:I've actually been thinking I should violate the goat
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Quote out of context
by Bug on Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:12 am
^ 
Error: Clever pun and random quote not found
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Re: Quote out of context
by DavidH on Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:13 am
Roy wrote: have you ever tried ... your own earhole?
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:19 am
Roy wrote: have you ever tried ... your own earhole?
DavidH wrote:I tried one of those... once. It tickled so much it was impossible to use.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Quote out of context
by DavidH on Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:27 am
^ I should have seen that one coming.
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Re: Quote out of context
by PKMKII on Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:13 pm
DavidH wrote:I should have seen that one coming.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Quote out of context
by black bart on Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:31 am
Roy H wrote:
I really wanted ...one of my gay friends
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Quote out of context
by Ubi Dubius on Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:26 am
black bart wrote:I am seriously trying to brush
Your dentist will be pleased.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Quote out of context
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:22 am
MoistenedBint wrote:...should try Bint.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: Quote out of context
by DavidH on Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:48 am
bart wrote:I used to be a Whorehouse Man ...
Sorry, Bart, but someone was going to do it if I didn't.
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Re: Quote out of context
by black bart on Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:56 am
Roy's been at my keyboard again...Whorehouse, Whorehouse, Whorehouse...for *@*@! sake I'm trying to write Whorehouse!
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Quote out of context
by DavidH on Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:05 am
I think what you're trying to say, Bart, is that you're trying to write whorehouse ... errr .... um ...aaaagh! 
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Re: Quote out of context
by Rainswept on Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:23 am
Bart means he's trying to write to a whorehouse. Some kids write to Santa for what they want, Bart just skips the middle-man.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: Quote out of context
by pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:33 pm
How can you slander Bart that way!
Everyone knows that he cannot write.
Everyone knows that he cannot write.
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