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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:11 pm

Morial Minority wrote: Evangelie na Leteckoto Shpageti Chudoviste
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:19 pm

Clifford wrote:I find cider much more attractive than grog
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Postby Rainswept on Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:15 pm

PirateGuy wrote:I used to fantasize about having sex with Cap,
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sun Feb 24, 2008 11:10 pm

swear to fsm that this was actualy said on nickelodian by a character on a show called ICarly

ICarly wrote:I am no longer sticky
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Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:02 am

Rainswept wrote:

I am much older than Ken Worley
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Postby thelastpirate on Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:54 am

Cardinal Queequeg wrote:[I am] a physician who deals with the disabled


Cardinal Queequeg wrote:I have a concealed carry permit because of my occupation
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Re: Age

Postby Rainswept on Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:22 am

black bart wrote:Rainswept wrote:

I am much older than Ken Worley


When did I say that? I did a search and couldn't find it.
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Re: Age

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:28 am

Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:Rainswept wrote:

I am much older than Ken Worley


When did I say that? I did a search and couldn't find it.


It's a quote from an unlikely future scenario where Ken Worley has discovered Cryogenics and frozen himself in the hope of waking up in more enlightened times, and when buses to his house are more frequent...whereas you have aged normally.

You can't get more out of context than that!
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Postby ken worley on Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:20 am

thelastpirate wrote:
Cardinal Queequeg wrote:[I am] a physician who deals with the disabled


Cardinal Queequeg wrote:I have a concealed carry permit because of my occupation



Well, to be fair, the disabled can get quite cranky and demanding at times.

Pulling a "nine" halfway out of a shoulder holster, so the butt in your hand is visible under the lab coat is a good, quick way of re-establishing control, and getting the patient's eager cooperation.


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Re: Age

Postby Rainswept on Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:51 pm

black bart wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:Rainswept wrote:

I am much older than Ken Worley


When did I say that? I did a search and couldn't find it.


It's a quote from an unlikely future scenario where Ken Worley has discovered Cryogenics and frozen himself in the hope of waking up in more enlightened times, and when buses to his house are more frequent...whereas you have aged normally.

You can't get more out of context than that!


So... I've never actually said that, you just made it up?
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Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:17 pm

It seems to be a Minority Report kind of quote.
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Postby farfalla on Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:56 pm

lordpunkmonk said


" damnit they took my thing off"

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Postby ken worley on Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:22 am

...since you wanted to be here so badly....

farfalla wrote:among other exciting weekend activities went to the knitting stuff store and fondled the baby alpaca...




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Re: Age

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:24 am

Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:
Rainswept wrote:
black bart wrote:Rainswept wrote:

I am much older than Ken Worley


When did I say that? I did a search and couldn't find it.


It's a quote from an unlikely future scenario where Ken Worley has discovered Cryogenics and frozen himself in the hope of waking up in more enlightened times, and when buses to his house are more frequent...whereas you have aged normally.

You can't get more out of context than that!


So... I've never actually said that, you just made it up?


Said what?
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Postby Rainswept on Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:53 pm

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