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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:58 pm

You are banned for not having a subject in your post.
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Postby ptz on Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:04 pm

Banned For Having A Post Subject For A Forum Game
Ask once its a question, Ask twice its an answer, Ask thrice and its just plain stupidity
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:47 pm

You are banned for improper capitalisation.
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-Albert Einstein
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:48 am

You are banned for misspelling capitalization (which would not happen if you were not a grammer nazi).
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:50 am

farfalla wrote:You are banned for misspelling capitalization (which would not happen if you were not a grammer nazi).



You are banned for being an American and not knowing how to spell.

:D
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:58 am

You are banned for being a Canadian who spells way better than I do
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:00 am

you are banned for having a cat falling of something in your avatar
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:04 am

You are banned for not realizing the cat is drowning.
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Postby Jean Bart on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:10 am

You are banned for not knowing where 't Pajottenland is located.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:11 am

you are banned for posting with a dog avatar after a cat avatar
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:20 am

You are banned for earlessness.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:22 am

You are banned fo having ears shaped like triangles.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby farfalla on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:35 am

(outed again)

You are banned for getting a life away from here
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:35 am

You are banned for attempting to leave for three weeks.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:37 am

you are banned for having ears in the past but not having them anymore
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