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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:07 pm

Wild horses, couldn't ban you away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't ban you away


But I can. You're banned.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:03 am

Banned for illegal use of auxiliary horsepower contrary to Sect. VIII (b) rule 4.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:01 am

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert I can remember your name
Just had to come back for to give you ^ ban pain
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:01 pm

^ He’s a one-trick pony
One trick is all that Rav can do
He does one trick only
It’s the principle source of his revenue.

hmmm, TMI: you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:47 pm

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!

"Hello pieces. You're ^ banned."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:08 pm

I, I-I, I-I... ban a Ravi
Well you can celebrate anything you want
Yes you can celebrate anything you want
Oh-oh oooh...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:32 pm

^ You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Ban on through to the other side
Banning you, banning you, banning you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:32 am

Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've banned you ^
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:18 pm

Knowing me, knowing you
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you
We just have to face it, this time you're through
Banning you is easy, but you know but you have to go
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 30, 2013 6:29 am

So when you're near me, pieces can't you hear me
B.A.N. ^
The ban I gave you, nothing else can save you
B.A.N. ^
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:38 am

Sleep with one eye open,
Grip your pillow tight,
Exit light,
Enter night,
Take my hand,
Off to banning Ravi land.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:26 am

[Roy] Hunter of the Shadows is rising
In ban-ness you dwell
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:15 am

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You ^ just have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You just have to go oh oh oh oh oh
You just have to go.

Ay ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears you cry ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears you cry ay ay ay ay ay
pieces, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:52 pm

Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!

I have crossed oceans of time to ban you.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:23 pm

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize your neighbourhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the banner...

Muahahahahahahahaha
You're ^ banned
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