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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:32 am

You're banned for impossible double-banning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:37 am

Triple-banned then - that's what you are.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:47 pm

*summons inner Chuck Norris*

*roundhouse-bans the lot of you*
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:24 am

^ you're banned for supplying your visitors Chuck Norris' toilet paper.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:26 am

I would ban you for that, but I've been triple banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:11 am

You're banned for conspicuous over-achieving.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:16 am

^ you're banned for achieving inconspicuity.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:23 am

I would ban you, but you wouldn't pay any attention to it, and no-one else would notice.

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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:29 am

Banned for depression
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:12 pm

Thanks for the sympathy. You're banned.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:54 pm

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my ban ^
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:12 pm

Well now what can a poor boy do,
Except to sing for a rock & roll band?
Cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for a street banning man

Keef says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:49 pm

Fell over on the couch again,
But you know not all sleep is wasted,
My dreams are alcohol-inspired,
I can't find a better way to ban you.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:15 pm

Somewhere deep inside
Something's got a hold on me
And it's pushing me aside
See it stretch on forever
I know I'm right
For the first time in my life
That's why I tell you
You're ^ banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:45 pm

You're banned for posting a description of the birthing process.
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