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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:47 am

You're banned for being cheeky.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:01 pm

^ You're banned for not just turning the other [butt] cheek.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:00 pm

^You're banned for displaying [butt] cheek.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:41 am

^ you're banned for not kissing my butt.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:56 am

You're banned for advocating lewd practices down under.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:35 am

^ You're banned because Scotch is so bloody expensive.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 08, 2013 11:01 am

You're banned because that's Gideon Osbourne's fault. In an independent Scotland we will have a bottle of single malt delivered to our doorsteps by the milkman every morning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:39 pm

^ that wouldn't last long because the English would soon invade you at breakfast time and make you wear something under your kilts so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:09 pm

You're banned for thinking they'd drink the whole bottle for breakfast. Then there would be nothing left for lunch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:11 pm

You're banned for thinking there'd be anything left by the time the milkman got to the porch to leave the bottle.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:26 pm

^ you're banned for the Great Milk Van Heist and getting nabbed while sleeping off breakfast.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:32 pm

BANNINATE! BANNINATE!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:19 pm

You're all banned now that I have returned from the Great Blizzard of '13.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:05 am

You're banned for shovelling snow.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:27 pm

^ you're banned for not shoveling your own shite.
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