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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:15 am

Banned, Banned
You should know, you should know that
Bacon is not having anything today
As we stand there totally banned out
We commence to ban you

Banned, Banned
The Roy and Ravi will make ya banned banned
The Pieces o Eight will make ya banned banned
Bacon will make ya banned banned

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:31 am

Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Oh you pretty Chitty Ban Ban,
Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
He bans you ^.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:34 am

Ban the Ravi Oli,
Comin' straight from the underground,
Old pirate got it bad cuz I'm brown (in places),
And not the other colour so the Royal Navy think,
They have the authority to ban a minority.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 am

I want to ban the minority ^
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to ban the minority ^

quick edit there Roy :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am

^Banned and got rid of
He's ruining our lives
Banned and got rid of
He's ruining our lives

We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
We want a mixture of white rum and exotic juices
We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation
Take your medicine like a man and prepare for banination

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:34 pm

I banned black bart ^
But I didn't ban no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I banned black bart ^
But I didn't ban no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the banning of a deputy,
For the life ban of a deputy.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:45 pm

Ravi Oli, I banned Ravi Oli,
Ravi Oli, he's been banned by me.

"Have you banned him from the forum?"
Yes, I've banned him from the forum.

Ravi Oli, I banned Ravi Oli,
Ravi Oli, he's been banned by me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:29 pm

Frère Rowan, frère Rowan
Interdisez-vous, Interdisez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:32 pm

Yer banned.

Simples.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:03 pm

Hello daftbeaker, my old friend
I've come to ban you once again
Because an admin softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the banhammer that was smashed into your brain
Still remains
Within the thread of banning
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:18 pm

Little dog
Crossing street
Motor car
Sausage meat

(Yer banned.)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:19 pm

:nefyoobash:

You've been banhammered!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:52 pm

Hot summer streets
And the pavements are burning, I sit around
Trying to smile
But the ban hammer's heavy and

Strange voices are saying
What did they say
Links I can't understand
It's too gross for comfort
The bans have got right out of hand

It's a cruel, cruel banning
Leaving me here on my own
It's a cruel, cruel banning
Now you've gone
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:16 pm

ROWAN:
Morning,

WAITRESS:
Morning.

ROWAN:
What have you got?

WAITRESS:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and ban
Egg, bacon and ban
Egg, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, bacon, sausage and ban
Ban, egg, ban, ban, bacon and ban
Ban, sausage, ban, ban, ban, bacon, ban tomato and ban
Ban, ban, ban, egg and ban
Ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans, ban, ban, ban and ban.

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely Ban! Lovely Ban!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce,
served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines,
garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Ban

PIECES:
Have you got anything without ban?

WAITRESS:
Well, the ban, eggs, sausage and ban
That's not got much ban in it

PIECES:
I don't want any ban!

ROWAN:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, ban and sausage?

PIECES:
That's got ban in it!

ROWAN:
Hasn't got much ban in it as ban, eggs, sausage and ban has it?

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban!...)

PIECES:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban, then?

WAITRESS:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

PIECES:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like ban!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, ban and sausage without the ban.

PIECES:
I don't like ban!

ROWAN:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your ban. I love it,
I'm having ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, baked beans,
ban, ban, ban, and ban!

(Choir: Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban! Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!)

WAITRESS:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

ROWAN:
Well, could I have her ban instead of the baked beans then?

WAITRESS:
You mean ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban, ban,
ban and ban?

Choir (intervening):
Ban! Ban! Ban! Ban!
Lovely ban! Wonderful ban!
Ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban ba-a-a-a-a-an ban.
Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban! Lovely ban!
Ban ban ban ban!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:04 am

^Banned for not once mentioning Spam...

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam...
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