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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:27 pm

^ left a good job in the city
Workin' for the man ev'ry night and day
^ never lost one minute of sleepin'
Worryin' 'bout the way things might have banned

Mouse wheel keep on turnin'
Midnight oil keep burnin'
Bannin', bannin', bannin' on the forum
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:21 pm

Well there's a rose in a fisted glove
And the eagle flies with the dove
And if you can't ban the one you love
Ban the one ^ you're with
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:47 pm

^ banned on the run.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:02 am

Well, they'll ban ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll ban ya just a-like they said they would
They'll ban ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll ban ya when you're there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody ^ must get banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:46 am

They're selling postcards of the banning,
They're painting the passports brown ...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:46 am

Well I'm the kind of guy that likes to ban around,
I'm never in one place, I ban from town to town,
And when they ask me which one I banned the last,
I lift up my kilt and show them David on my arse...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:14 am

I go back Jack and ban ^ him again
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round
I go back Jack and ban ^ him again
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:10 pm

I've hear them liltin', at the ewe milkin',
Lasses a-liltin' before dawn of day.
Now there's a moanin', on ilka green loanin':
Roy and his bagpipes are bannit away.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:25 pm

^ Davey Boy, the bans, the bans are calling...
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:18 pm

Sometimes I just feel like, banning I still might
Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write
Sometimes it's hard enough just dealing with real life
Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just ban Rev
And show these people what my level of ban's like
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:22 pm

I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests
I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
It's a hard ban's a-gonna fall ^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 03, 2013 5:37 pm

Ban every mountain,
Ban high and low,
Ban every byway,
Every path you know.

Ban every mountain,
Ban every stream,
Ban every rainbow,
'Till you find your dream.

A dream that will need
All the love you can stand,
Every day of your life
For as long as you ban.

Ban every mountain,
Ban every stream,
Ban every rainbow,
Till you find your dream

A dream that will need
All the love you can stand,
Every day of your life,
For as long as you ban.

Ban Ravi Oli,
So fast that he'll steam,
Ban every rainbow,
Till you find your dream.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:34 pm

I see a spammer and I want it painted banned
No spammers anymore I want them to turn banned
I see the pirates stump by in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of dinghies, they're all painted banned
With fishhead stoo and weevils, never be unbanned
I see Rowan turn his head and quickly look away
But it's too late, for he is banned again, today
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:03 am

Why don't you all f-f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
I'm just talkin' 'bout your ^ b-b-baneration (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)

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^^ NOOOOO!!! Not Rowan & Hammerstein!! :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:10 am

^He was born with a pasta spoon in his mouth
The knorks on his girlfriends chest faced east instead of south
And now you blink your one good eye
You wear yer gyant hat and cry
It's a pirates life I am gonna try
I shall loot and pillage as I pass by, I pass by

Baninate him says me
Baninate him without his rum
Baninate him says his mum
At least she'll get her washing done
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