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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:29 am

pieces o'nine wrote:I believe the administrator provided the information needed, with more than adequate time to respond.

Posting "another member's" IP address on the open forum along with the contents of a pm -- without permission to do so -- is a violation of board rules, and that is not a joke, despite your posting in a Games thread. I suggest that both you and your "friend" comply with instructions. Other members cannot do that for you.


I fixed my previous post(s) pieces o'nine.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby juicegiver on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:35 am

effective August 31, 2013 at 1:00am Eastern Standard time I will stop logging on to this forum from work.

I want to read this stuff at my house.

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I am banning myself.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:36 am

^ You're banned for preemptive banning, which has kept me from banning you (in the context of this joke thread, of course).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:37 am

^^ you're also banned for posting your self banning in far too many threads.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:04 am

^ you're banned for 18124 mostly worthwhile posts.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:07 am

^ you're banned for archiving or otherwise removing threads that would otherwise have made my post count higher.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:19 am

^ you're banned for assuming I archive or otherwise remove threads of any merit.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:26 am

^ you're banned for presuming that what you perceive as merit is what others perceive as merit.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:24 am

^ you're banned because, though your post has some merits [2 in fact], it totally lacks the conviction of the argument you present.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:25 pm

You're banned because of the conviction that got you transported to Australia in the first place.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Aug 31, 2013 1:33 pm

^ you're banned for casting aspersions upon Ravi. Let his friends do that.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:45 pm

I'd ban the entire lot of you if I could, but since I can't I'll just ban you. ^
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Aug 31, 2013 7:54 pm

Your ^ Alzheimer's has you forgetting previous multi-bans you've made... so you're ^ banned... just give me a moment to remember why...
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:04 pm

Just walk down to the nurses' station and they'll tell you. It's written down in your notes - right next to 'You're banned'. Don't forget your walking frame...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:53 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Just walk down to the nurses' station and they'll tell you. It's written down in your notes - right next to 'You're banned'. Don't forget your walking frame...

I resemble that remark. You're banned.
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