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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:14 pm

Thesis, antithesis, my thesis is that you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:29 pm

The salient question is whether you -- daftbeaker -- are banned in reality, or just in the perceptions of random visitors to this topic who may or or may not be measuring the appearance of the reality of banning, rather than the real reality of banning itself.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:34 am

I am not sure if it is the actual reality of your post, or my subjective perception of your post, that leads me to ban you for it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:56 am

No actual person was harmed in my banning of you ^ as you are only a figment of my imagination.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:41 am

I think therefore I ban you
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:23 am

There is no point in my banning you, due to the illusory nature of the Universe. But you're banned anyway.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:35 am

You're banned for using your illusions.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:58 am

^ You're banned for using firearms and flowers.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:41 pm

Ozzy Osborne called. He said "SHARON! SHARON! YER BAN, SHARON!"
Do you think Nef Yoo might actually be Ozzy?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:29 pm

Banned for underestimating Neff Yoo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:42 pm

fus pos
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:35 pm

^ banned for being a fus poseur
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:37 am

^ banned for being a fussy poster.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:37 am

^ banned for being a four-poster bed.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:35 am

banned for surrealistic banning
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