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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:26 pm

You're banned for failure to understand the difference between 8,000.00 and 16,000.00. OK, so it wasn't you, but your banned by proxy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:30 pm

You're banned because it's 8. Zero is nothing so all of those zeros are irrelevant :idiot:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:58 pm

You're banned because your logic would make you a star at my office.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Aug 13, 2013 4:24 pm

^ you're banned for creative income tax returns that would make Al Capone blush.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:22 pm

^ you're banned for taxonomic violations.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Aug 13, 2013 10:25 pm

^ You're banned for violating taxonomists.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:34 am

You're banned for your vile taxonomy. Whatever that means. Maybe I should ask Qwerty and DB?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:39 am

^ you're banned for being classed as a new species - Homer simpsonus
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:34 am

^You're banned for not mentioning 'The Ashes'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 14, 2013 9:37 am

You've burned the fish 'ed stoo - you're banned - no - wait - it tastes better this way - unbanned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:47 pm

^ you're banned for using the old "woman's prerogative to change her mind" trick.

...and you're ^^ banned for mentioning them. Just wait for round two.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:57 pm

You're banned for promulgating female stereotypes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:32 pm

^ you're banned for using Webster's instead of The Concise Oxford Dictionary.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:33 am

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:34 am

Forsooth...either get thee to a nunnery or be banned!
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