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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Aug 11, 2013 8:23 pm

^ You're banned for showing off your ability to spell "Slartibartfast".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:37 am

^ you're banned for showing two heads aren't necessarily better than one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:23 am

Banned for considering duplication of body parts.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:44 am

You, David "Two hands" H, are banned. As are both your kidneys.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:02 pm

Your kidneys sir . . . they've been removed and you have about 30 minutes (give or take - depends on the time you wake up) to get yourself to the emergency room before you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:29 pm

you're ^ banned for eating ^^'s liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... ffttt ffttt ffttt.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:33 pm

^ You're banned for being despicable.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:08 pm

^ You're banned for not minionizing yourself
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 12, 2013 11:21 pm

You're banned for deminionizing yourself.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:23 am

Thanks for reminding me -- the Rally, she is over and the Harleytar goes back into the avatar wardrobe until next year.

You are banned for not watching Despicable Me on the tv last night, to educate yourself in the Way of the Minion.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:24 am

You're banned for assuming I have a TV.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:31 am

I assume there's more to you than just a large, twinkling red eye as well.

But I could be wrong about that, too, so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:56 am

^ You're wrong about that, so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:08 am

^ you're banned for covering up your twinkle with a patch
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:42 am

Twinkle twinkle little bacon, I'm giving you ^ a ban vacation.
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