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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:22 pm

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity; you're banned for having mediocrity thrust upon you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:57 am

Thou art Banned for thy yellow stockings, and
none wish to see them, cross-gartered or slack.
Prithee, Go to, remember -- thou art Banned!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:01 am

That old-fashioned verse,
inferior to haiku,
means I'm banning you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:51 am

^You're banned, for better or verse.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:05 pm

When it comes to a matter of verse
the limerick has been my curse
but it won't get in the way
of me having my say
^you're banned for better or worse.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:46 pm

All ye scurvy bagges ov barnickle hencrusted bones arrrgh unbanned for making me smoile todaye, loike.

Tomorrow be annuvver tayle, though... :fsm_yarr:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:34 pm

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who met a girl from Sri Lanka,
They went on the hunt,
For a chicken-plucker,
But they couldn't find any words that rhymed, so you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 29, 2013 5:49 am

Said Roy Hunter the board's token Scot
[whether he was born one or not]
"Don't take this out of hand,
but I'd ^ rather be banned
than to spend half a penny on you lot."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Mon Jul 29, 2013 9:07 am

Like the city that nurtured my greed and my pride,
I stretched my arms into the sky
I cry You're Banned! You're Banned! Look at me now
Then the walls of my town, they come crumbling down
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:52 pm

That doesn't scan.
You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:18 pm

You're banned for failure to update your UPC codes.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:02 am

Your avaminion's spare pigs look like pom-poms at first glance.

Ra! Ra! Ra! You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:35 am

^ you're banned because she is supposed to be a pig[gybank] farmer. :haha:

Dint yer see the bigger pix Oi posted? She's got bacon overalls an' a bacon sammich. :-P
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:25 am

you're banned because it's obviously a statement about my current profession - Accountant Extraordinaire is the official title I believe
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:32 am

You're ^ banned for spotting the double entendre before I did. :haha:

I did actually look for piggy banks rather than pigs when I made it - must have been subconscious after you had mentioned 'accountant' in earlier post
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