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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:46 pm

You're banned because Ozzie clearly has had way too much of your pre-Kahlúa coffee in that photo.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:27 pm

You're banned for caffeinated covetousness.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jul 05, 2013 11:02 pm

You're banned for confusing caffeinated covetousness with Kahlúa covetousness.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:07 am

You're banned for capricious caffeine/Kaluha conflation with an aggravatingly alliterative attitude.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 07, 2013 3:05 am

^ you're banned for drinking a 6 pack of Red Bull before posting.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 07, 2013 6:12 am

Red Bull gives you wings. So you're banned.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:19 pm

I don't know how you can sleep at night after making feeble red bull jokes.
You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 07, 2013 4:45 pm

^ you're banned for putting up with Roy's bullshite for far too long.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jul 07, 2013 7:22 pm

^ You're banned for trying to convert a bullish Shiite.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 07, 2013 9:22 pm

You're banned for that sparkle in your eye.

Sparkling is so twighlight.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:54 pm

^ banned for having the nerve to call it a Saga.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 08, 2013 5:38 pm

You're banned for Strine pronunciation: saaaaaaaagaaaa....
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:40 am

Well how else do you pronounce it... sayguh?
^ you're banned for throwing shrimps instead of prawns on the barbie.

What's the difference between a prawn and a shrimp?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:30 pm

^'s favorite Alfred, Lord Tennyson poem is The Lady of Oignon

She weaveth, thou are banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:26 pm

^ you're banned for not making us all Despicable avatars. :haha:
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