You're banned for being Black Bart, across-the-board badness, boinking Big Bertha, bothering Bristol businessmen, and breaching beer barrels.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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