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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:16 am

^ You're banned for recycling said sausages as police batons.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 11, 2012 4:36 pm

^ you're banned for a salt and pepper battery.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:42 pm

Salt and vinegar, or salt and sauce? Either way, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:59 pm

^ You're banned for being too saucy on the set of a bawdy 70s sex comedy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:48 am

^ you're banned for baulking at using 69 instead of Number 96.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:47 am

^You're banned because I went to suburban Australia and nothing like that happened...the sexiest thing I saw was a turtle laying eggs.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:10 am

You're banned for expecting Australia to do anything other than kill you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:36 am

You're banned upside-down, riding a kangaroo and drinking a tinnie of VB, sport!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:54 am

^You're banned and slapped with a barramundi cobber.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:14 am

You're banned and served a lovely dish of barramundi in a lemon-butter sauce.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:57 am

Call that a ban? THIS IS A BAN and it's for ^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:45 am

Ouch! You're banned for slightly unnecessary harshness! Although I do hope my banning you doesn't make your day any less enjoyable, in fact, I hope you have a simply lovely day! *smiles sweetly*
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:57 am

Ravi Oli wrote:Call that a ban? THIS IS A BAN and it's for ^.


I get the Crocodile Dundee reference there so

^^You're banned for frightening the muggers

^You're banned for poor bush craft
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 14, 2012 11:33 am

You are banned for making assumptions about la la's personal grooming in the downstairs department. Unless she's been PMing you photos...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:27 pm

Uncle Rupert might approve but ^ you're banned for sensationalizing la la's baby photos she sent bart with the headline "LA LA BARES ALL!"
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