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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:24 pm

Fiddle-dee-dee! Ban; ban; ban; this ban talk's spoiling all the fun at every party. I get so bored I could scream. Besides... there isn't going to be any banning. Unless I do it. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:32 pm

You're banned for not inviting me to the parties. :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:50 pm

You're banned for not doing it gangnam style.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:54 pm

You're banned for reminding me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Dpgzn7KuzE

You're also banned, because it sounds like they are saying "Open Condom Style".
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:18 am

^You are banned for leaving the 'inium' bit off of Condominium.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:02 pm

^ You're banned for being the criminal mastermind behind the design of Tower Hamlets.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:26 pm

You're banned for designing the Verizon Building.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:19 am

You're banned for voting for the Southbank Centre as Britain's Greatest Building:

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I am pretty sure the grassy bit has been photoshopped in...there is only concrete, concrete and more concrete.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:41 am

^You're banned for not liking Brutalism. That's a lovely bit of Brutalism. It's a style of architecture I've taken a fondness to, although I imagine too much of it in one place could become overbearing, almost... brutal? :moon:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby gronank on Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:16 pm

^You're banned for being a proponent the standard stalinistic architecture style
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:56 pm

You're banned for being the guy who sticks the extra part in the Ikea boxes so people worry that they put their Jlörsk end table together incorrectly.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby gronank on Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:11 am

You're banned for wanting to doom black bart into forever looking for the missing wood plug under the sofa
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:47 am

^ You're banned for inserting onto the production line certain items with a penchant for hiding.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Sep 09, 2012 9:55 am

^ you're banned for playing hide the sausage with the widow next door.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:14 am

^you're banned for serving the same sausage week in week out but giving it a different name to fool us (the canteen used to do that...lincolnshire, cumberland, lyonnaise...all exactly the same!).
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