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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:30 am

I'm in a bit of a hurry so ^ you're band on the run.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 30, 2012 7:16 am

^Well ...when I was young and my heart was an open book...

I used to say 'Live and Let Live' (you know I did, you know I did, you know I did)...

But if this ever changing world in world in which we live in,

Makes me give in and cry:

Ban Ban Ban Baaaaaaaaaan...you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:04 am

You're banned because of the Guns 'n' Roses version of that song.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:52 pm

You're banned for trying to arrange it for standing base.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:57 pm

You're banned for trying to take over a military bass.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:14 pm

If the [ img ] tags weren't broken, I would post a pic of a US Navy surplus aluminium double bass. But it is a military bass. Your argument is invalid. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:23 pm

You're banned because it isn't a standing base.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:51 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:If the [ img ] tags weren't broken, I would post a pic of a US Navy surplus aluminium double bass. But it is a military bass. Your argument is invalid. You're banned.
^^ If the image tags weren't broken, I would post a pic of me wieldin' thee ban hammer on you and your lath-and-plaster wall, topped with a Roman terracotta tile ridge.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:You're banned because it isn't a standing base.
^ You're banned for taking a stand on something trivial.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 30, 2012 10:01 pm

You're banned for making me remember the old 1984 commercial.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:22 am

You're banned for invoking the legal battle between Apple and Samsung and Data from Star Trek (well he IS an android).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII on Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:05 am

You're banned for trying to patent Black Bart's Fish 'ead Stoo as a biological warfare agent.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 01, 2012 7:28 am

^ You're banned for not realising the Black Plague/Death and Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918 were caused by said biological warfare agent.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:48 pm

You're banned for flouncing off to a bar-b-que.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sat Sep 01, 2012 3:25 pm

Hello Pieces! How spiffingly nice to see you again.
You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:05 pm

I say, steady on old bean. You're banned, what?
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