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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:09 am

You are banned for falling for the one that goes "Did you know that if you say the word 'gullible' really slowly it sounds like a type of cheese?"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:39 am

^Banned for cheesiness, being crackers and getting his just desserts
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la on Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:45 am

^Banned for making me wish I had some chocolate pudding right now.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:07 am

^Banned for mentioning chocolate so near lunch time...there goes the diet.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:16 am

^ banned because the chocolate snack is OK so long as you have a diet drink with it.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 29, 2012 1:55 pm

We meet again, Ravi. For this, I would normally just ban you outright, but today you deserve a special form of bannination. ^ You're banned for assuming that only 1 chocolate snack is ok when taken with a diet drink, when in fact you can have 4 Big Macs, 2 Supersize Belgian Fries, 4 Chocolate Milkshakes, and then a diet drink, and still not put on weight.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:05 pm

You're banned for being a fat bastard. Look! He's eaten the bottom half of Richard Dawkins!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:09 pm

You're banned for Stuttgart airport.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:17 pm

You're bananaed for having a ban in your ear.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:18 pm

Na na na na na, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:25 pm

^ you're banned coz it's tra-la-la tra-la-lal-la
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:43 pm

The last several people are banned for some seriously weird banninations.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 29, 2012 8:54 pm

The last individual person is banned for a seriously weird avatar.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:30 pm

You're banned for still flaunting that glint in your eye.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:13 am

You're banned for not giving me Visine.
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