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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Tue May 29, 2012 5:02 pm
^ You're banned because it was actually Raiders of the Lost Knorks.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:52 am
^Banned for losing your knorks
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:09 pm
^ Banned fer hignorin thee luvverly knork avatarrrgh oi mayde fer ye.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by DavidH on Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:19 pm
You're banned for tantalising us with tales of knorky avatars.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:31 pm
You're banned for having an avatar with knorks and a tail.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by skyweir on Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:46 am
Banned for being so immersed in knorks you kneed a sknorkel to breathe.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:30 am
You are banned for knorking it before you'ved tried it.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:02 pm
^ Banned for knork, knork, knorking on heaven's door.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:45 pm
^ Banned for making the joke that I was going to make a few days ago but decided not to because it wasn't funny at the time. 
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:20 am
You're banned for missing out when opportunity came knorking.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by skyweir on Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:56 am
Banned for failing to provide the contact details for a good knorking shop. (Though I hear there may be one in Portsmouth).
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:27 am
^banned for taking the name of "Madame Fifi" in vain and denying that anyone got knorked up.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:21 am
^ You're banned for playing "Knork down ginger" when you were a child, and actually staying at the door.
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:38 pm
^ Banned for getting his knorks, ah, "off the rack" rather than bespoke...
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Re: The Your Banned Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:35 pm
^ You're banned for being seen speaking of knorks in public places, which is an inappropriate conversation for octogenarians.
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"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed
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