The Your Banned Game

[Roy Hunter]

^ You are banned for living in the land of the automatic transmission. Learn to drive a stick shift!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Yer all banned 'cause I can't think of a reason not ter ban ya all!

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for sticking it to us all with a non-specific blanket ban.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

^ you're banned for not snuggling under the blanket with me.

[black bart]

^you are banned for not buying a bed

[pieces o'nine]

^ yer banned fer bedroom ayes.

[Roy Hunter]

^ you are banned for a barroom nose.

[Ravi Oli]

You're banned for knowing the nose knows.

[Roy Hunter]

You were happy in the haze of a drunken hour,
But heaven knows you're banned now...

[pieces o'nine]

There is a beer house in Scotland, that brews the Rising Sun,
It's been the ruin of many a young man, and Roy, you know, you're banned.

[DavidH]

You're banned for not rhyming properly.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned because I drink Glenmorangie,
I used to drink Cointreau, but it was too orange-y

[black bart]

I knew an old lady who drank Talisker
The reason why I did ask her
She said twas to wash down the porridge
Which this mornin had turned out quite orrid

If you can't come up with a worse rhyme than that then you're banned.

[DavidH]

There was an old man of Dunoon
Who always ate soup with a fork;
He said, "Since I eat
Neither fowl, fish nor flesh
I should otherwise finish too quick."

OK, those are much worse so you're banned.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^You're banned for trying to steal my thunder!