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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:00 am

Ciraric wrote:
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Ciraric wrote:How?

Transubstantiation isn't a Protestant belief. I'm an atheist btw.


Meh, granted, missed that part.

Also, how does you being an atheist matter?

I didn't want you thinking I was protecting Protestantism.


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Postby Rainswept on Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:34 am

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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Dec 08, 2007 10:40 am

1.)do they have T-shirts with that cause I want one
2.)as I said in the jesus jokes you better hope MPT doesn't find this
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:39 pm

You really have the wrong opinion of MPT man. He is a fan of Zombie Jesus.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:36 pm

MPT is cool and I like zombie jesus to and I know he is lenient and I am sorry

but the question of the shirt still stands
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Postby Clifford on Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:40 pm

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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:29 am

HA! Screw you, Earthrise, it's been more than ten posts.
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Postby MPTrooper on Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:42 am

Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy
whywhywhywhywhy


Does everyone assume I'll go off the deep end if a joke about Jesus pop's up anywhere in these forums? Did I suddenly become Muslim? Have I threatened to torch the house of someone who made a picture of Christ?

Granted it annoys me to no end when people can't even spell out the word "Christian" and instead use "xian" or some other really ignorant and/or lazy way of spelling. It's like useing leet speek.THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.

But yeah the joke that I'm just like every other fundi Christian out there who can't take a joke is getting old.

So quit it or I swear on the universe and everything in it I'll find out where you live and murder your face.

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Postby ken worley on Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:24 am

MPTrooper wrote:....THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.

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Don't be wasteful.

Inferior types of people should be ground up into a tasty and nutritious paste, and used to feed homeless people.
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Postby Clifford on Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:06 pm

Er... why not? Openly hating reigion is no better than the I.D. supporters...
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Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:41 am

MPTrooper wrote:Granted it annoys me to no end when people can't even spell out the word "Christian" and instead use "xian" or some other really ignorant and/or lazy way of spelling. It's like useing leet speek.THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.


See I don't see why xtians would be bothered by this. I can see why, maybe, they might be bugged by joking at xtianity, but an alternate spelling? Xtians are so silly sometimes. My neighbor is an xtian and she had an xmas tree before even xgiving. Blah blah xtian blah xtian.

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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:50 am

Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
MPTrooper wrote:Granted it annoys me to no end when people can't even spell out the word "Christian" and instead use "xian" or some other really ignorant and/or lazy way of spelling. It's like useing leet speek.THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.


See I don't see why xtians would be bothered by this. I can see why, maybe, they might be bugged by joking at xtianity, but an alternate spelling? Xtians are so silly sometimes. My neighbor is an xtian and she had an xmas tree before even xgiving. Blah blah xtian blah xtian.

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Postby EarthRise on Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:51 am

MPTrooper wrote:
Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
MPTrooper wrote:Granted it annoys me to no end when people can't even spell out the word "Christian" and instead use "xian" or some other really ignorant and/or lazy way of spelling. It's like useing leet speek.THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.


See I don't see why xtians would be bothered by this. I can see why, maybe, they might be bugged by joking at xtianity, but an alternate spelling? Xtians are so silly sometimes. My neighbor is an xtian and she had an xmas tree before even xgiving. Blah blah xtian blah xtian.

:roll: :wink:


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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:07 am

I think it's "I swear to everything holy" not "God help me"

Tommy Boy is a Pastafarian, you see?
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Postby black bart on Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:35 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:MPT is cool and I like zombie jesus to and I know he is lenient and I am sorry

but the question of the shirt still stands


Get your own T Shirt printed...it only costs about £10 here in the UK. All you need is a good quality jpeg of whatever design you want on a disk or e mail it. I recommend a nice Piratey design...none of this religious stuff, it will only get you into trouble! :D
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