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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:43 am

EarthRise wrote:
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Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
MPTrooper wrote:Granted it annoys me to no end when people can't even spell out the word "Christian" and instead use "xian" or some other really ignorant and/or lazy way of spelling. It's like useing leet speek.THOSE are the people I would soak with gas and toss a lite match at.


See I don't see why xtians would be bothered by this. I can see why, maybe, they might be bugged by joking at xtianity, but an alternate spelling? Xtians are so silly sometimes. My neighbor is an xtian and she had an xmas tree before even xgiving. Blah blah xtian blah xtian.

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Postby Rainswept on Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:01 am

In that case, I prefer chocolate chip, on the condition that I get it within the first 5 minutes it leaves the oven. I'll provide my own cold milk.
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Postby MPTrooper on Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:22 am

Rainswept wrote:In that case, I prefer chocolate chip, on the condition that I get it within the first 5 minutes it leaves the oven. I'll provide my own cold milk.


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Postby Clifford on Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:31 pm

I'd question the correctness of this post. Not too many insults to Christianity are there?
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Postby Capellini on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:38 pm

Too lazy to make a poster, but I have a catch phrase:

Christianity: What happens when Jews get confused.
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:50 pm

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Postby Dr Dagger on Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:09 am

MPTrooper wrote:...Does everyone assume I'll go off the deep end if a joke about Jesus pop's up anywhere in these forums? Did I suddenly become Muslim? Have I threatened to torch the house of someone who made a picture of Christ?...


We really should have a Christian (xian) who flies off the handle at that sort of thing, it would be so funny!
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Postby MPTrooper on Sat Dec 22, 2007 2:06 am

Dr Dagger wrote:
MPTrooper wrote:...Does everyone assume I'll go off the deep end if a joke about Jesus pop's up anywhere in these forums? Did I suddenly become Muslim? Have I threatened to torch the house of someone who made a picture of Christ?...


We really should have a Christian (xian) who flies off the handle at that sort of thing, it would be so funny!


Would it still be funny if you were the one whose eyeballs were being scooped out with a spork?
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Postby black bart on Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:27 am

I think he's got protection against sporking:

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