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Postby Rainswept » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:27 am

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I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.

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Postby PantyGnawer » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:47 am

I think that strange man in the picture must be having some kind of allergic reaction to shellfish or something.

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Postby Darth Zombie » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:10 am

PG, it looks like you got easy! Just LOOK at what those crabs can do to a guy! :twisted:
Some 5 or 6 or 7 billion years from now, the Sun will become a red giant star and will engulf the orbits of Mercury and Venus and probably the Earth. The Earth then would be inside the Sun, and some of the problems that face us on this particular day will appear, by comparison, modest.On the other hand, since it is 5,000 or more million years away, it is not our most pressing problem. It is, though, worth bearing in mind. It has theological implications. - Carl Sagan, Master of Understatement

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Postby Ciraric » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:13 am

Sounds more like Catholicism than plain old Christianity really.

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Postby Cryofdragon » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:43 am

Ciraric wrote:Sounds more like Catholicism than plain old Christianity really.


1: Catholicism IS "plain old Christianity." Protestants were after.

2: This is the basic theology that both of them share. The differences are in who the leader of the church is, how we communicate with God, how God communicates with us, and other various minor theological issues. The ideas in the pic are shared by both.
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Postby Ciraric » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:47 am

How?

Transubstantiation isn't a Protestant belief. I'm an atheist btw.

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Postby Cryofdragon » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:48 am

Ciraric wrote:How?

Transubstantiation isn't a Protestant belief. I'm an atheist btw.


Meh, granted, missed that part.

Also, how does you being an atheist matter?
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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:02 am

I predict that, within 10 posts, someone will post the atheist version of that macro. For the lulz.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:12 pm

Is this what you're looking for?

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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:35 pm

No, no, the atheist rip-off of the posted image above.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby PantyGnawer » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:48 pm

So just post it you self fufilling prophesy laden doushe.

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Postby farfalla » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:46 pm

Be kind to Prophet EarthRise or she might prognisticate all over your ass.

Great quote, Rainswept.

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Postby EarthRise » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:24 pm

Why does everyone assume I'm female?

Beside that vagina deal in another thread. But I'm still male in my mind.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby ChowMein » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:50 pm

must be that feisty pussy of yours .MeooooooOW hiss hissss.

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Postby Ciraric » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:27 pm

Cry_of_Dragon wrote:
Ciraric wrote:How?

Transubstantiation isn't a Protestant belief. I'm an atheist btw.


Meh, granted, missed that part.

Also, how does you being an atheist matter?

I didn't want you thinking I was protecting Protestantism.


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