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Postby PKMKII on Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:42 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Apr 28, 2014 12:59 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Mon May 12, 2014 8:52 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed May 14, 2014 1:46 am

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed May 14, 2014 7:33 am

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri May 16, 2014 7:30 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed May 21, 2014 8:33 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 23, 2014 9:55 pm

You. Must . Watch. This!

http://youtu.be/DCpsusTta4w
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Mon May 26, 2014 11:44 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:03 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Uther on Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:53 pm



Now that is FUNNY!!

A bit like waiting for Uther's next post? :lol:

How the hell are ya all... been busy running a little place of my own... I will be spreading this bit of humour around :lech:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:23 pm

Uther wrote:A bit like waiting for Uther's next post?
Sorry, who are you?

First post.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Uther on Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:59 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Uther wrote:A bit like waiting for Uther's next post?
Sorry, who are you?

First post.


I used to post here years ago.... ask your Dad about me... speaking of which... where is bart? :lech: and PON? :love:

All the "peasants" from my era are now admin and Mods.... my promotion letter seems to have got lost in the post.... nothing announced in Queen's Birthday honours either :furious:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sat Jun 07, 2014 9:48 pm

Err...

I'm going to assume you're not playing a cruel prank, but Barty and PoN have both passed away. That's a large part of the reason the mod list has been shaken up. :cry:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Uther on Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:18 am

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Err...

I'm going to assume you're not playing a cruel prank, but Barty and PoN have both passed away. That's a large part of the reason the mod list has been shaken up. :cry:


I am certainly NOT playing a prank... are you?

I did use to post here... came across an old link and saw the changes here.

I am extremely surprised and shocked of course.... lost for words even. I am sorry to have been so crass (in effect)
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