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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:59 pm

All right, minions. Here's another treat for you.

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:28 am

DId you bring enough pairs for everybody? :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:37 am

Nope. Just the one pair. I figure everyone can duke it out. As long as the two finalists have opposite side peg legs, they can each get one shoe.
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Postby PKMKII on Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:14 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:46 pm

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Like Humphrey Bogart stealing a speed camera from the side of the road?
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Postby daftbeaker on Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:02 pm

Children to be taught how to turn off porn filters for parents.

Well, it's not that far from the truth. When the IT department refused to give out the Wifi password I know the kids cracked it within a week (quite possibly by just asking the most gullible member of staff and writing it down). I was quite tempted to trade a pack of Haribo for the password until I realised my phone got a decent signal reception in the downstairs toilet and I could check my emails in there :haha:
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Postby black bart on Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:56 am

What else would you do for a packet of Haribooo?
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Postby DavidH on Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:35 am

What else would the kids do for one? :lech:
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Postby daftbeaker on Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:32 pm

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:16 pm

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:45 pm

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Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:50 pm

Great link, Rev! :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:04 pm

I still need to see those movies and find out why everyone is so obsessed with the little yellow buggers.
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:58 am

Minions are the same as onions, right?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Aug 08, 2013 2:41 am

Really small ones, yes. :lol:
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