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Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:11 pm

What do you expect db? You lot sent all those bread-stealing, social misfits over here... got to be some of those genes still in circulation. The judge is no doubt proud of his convict heritage. It's more of an honour than landed gentry ancestry here. :haha:
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Postby PKMKII on Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:07 am

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Postby PKMKII on Wed Jun 13, 2012 1:18 pm

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Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:26 pm

^ It's like Portal, but for cats. :haha:

^^ Ah, a textbook Creationist question. :evilgrin:

^^^^ Oh, wow. I sincerely hope that's real. :haha:
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Postby AFTERGLOW on Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:31 pm

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:10 am

AFTERGLOW wrote:Cut the budget...


Cute, and while I heartily agree with the farm subsidies, his plan wouldn't get close to taking out even the yearly deficit, let alone the debt.
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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:17 am

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AFTERGLOW wrote:Cut the budget...


Cute, and while I heartily agree with the farm subsidies, his plan wouldn't get close to taking out even the yearly deficit, let alone the debt.


Yes but he did that in ten minutes...give the guy a half an hour and he could bloody well save Greece as well!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank on Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:16 am

black bart wrote:
PKMKII wrote:
AFTERGLOW wrote:Cut the budget...


Cute, and while I heartily agree with the farm subsidies, his plan wouldn't get close to taking out even the yearly deficit, let alone the debt.


Yes but he did that in ten minutes...give the guy a half an hour and he could bloody well save Greece as well!

Greece has plenty of real estate they can sell, there are surely a couple of islands that Turkey would be interested in and let's not forget FYR Macedonia's interest in Macedonia.
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Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:47 pm

gronank wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes but he did that in ten minutes...give the guy a half an hour and he could bloody well save Greece as well!

Greece has plenty of real estate they can sell, there are surely a couple of islands that Turkey would be interested in and let's not forget FYR Macedonia's interest in Macedonia.

I wonder how much Turkey would pay for the Greek half of Cyprus? :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:34 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
gronank wrote:
black bart wrote:Yes but he did that in ten minutes...give the guy a half an hour and he could bloody well save Greece as well!

Greece has plenty of real estate they can sell, there are surely a couple of islands that Turkey would be interested in and let's not forget FYR Macedonia's interest in Macedonia.

I wonder how much Turkey would pay for the Greek half of Cyprus? :haha:

Too bad for Greece that is an independent country.
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Postby PKMKII on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:03 pm

gronank wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:I wonder how much Turkey would pay for the Greek half of Cyprus? :haha:

Too bad for Greece that is an independent country.


It's only a problem for Gree if Turkey realizes that before Greece gets their money for it.
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Postby PKMKII on Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:22 pm

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Postby daftbeaker on Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:02 am

I love it :haha:

Have some Brian Cox :

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Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:52 am

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Can you identify some of his friends too?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:38 am

Talking of Brian Cox.
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